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[12 Apr 2006|09:22am]

Behold, I have created a new community! It’s called alittleawkward As you can imagine it’s for people who are just slightly awkward. Come share in the misery and hilarity of social awkwardness with others just like you.
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[10 Aug 2005|07:50pm]

wow. this is the "all eli, all the time" community. not that there's anything wrong with that ;)
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best cock on the block [28 Jul 2005|05:49pm]

i really enjoy the act of getting ready for a date. i love doing laundry, showering, picking out what i will wear. washing my face, making myself smell good, staring at myself for an unhealthy length of time in the mirror. even when i am not that excited about the actual date, i am always excited about getting ready for the date.

have a date coming over in about an hour. she is one of the girls i wrote about in my toaster oven entry. she made me promise last night that i would not be hungover today. i was hungover this morning, but it has cleared up since then. she is going to make me dinner and i will sit and look pretty and hand her rum when she needs it.

yesterday on the phone she said, "you have to call me tomorrow because i don't like calling you." i asked why and she said, "whenever i call you bad things happen." it was in that moment that i remembered what an asshole i am. every time she has called i have either bailed on her or been too hungover to be nice. last time i was really hungover and tired and then my phone hung up on her. i didn't call her back for like five days.

i'm a winner.
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